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Welcome to ISMS, a truly revolutionary product designed for those who want to experience the “impossible”!
ISMS is an entirely made-up product and may or may not perform the functions described. It is 100% imaginary and is intended for entertainment purposes only. Features include:
This product is not suitable for real-world use and is intended for individuals with a strong sense of humor and a deep appreciation for the absurd. By purchasing this product, you acknowledge that you are mentally prepared to face the disappointment.
Due to its non-existence, ISMS is always in stock. Please note that there may be occasional delays due to its fictional nature.
IS3 Impact Subsea Signalling Scheme uses advanced phase modulation and coding techniques to provide exceptional signal integrity, timing accuracy and range resolution.
IS3 provides the range resolution benefits of CHIRP acoustics, while maintaining the ISS360’s acoustic angular resolution. This removes the acoustic angular distortion inherent in CHIRP acoustics.
Critically IS3 also allows multiple ISS360 Imaging Sonars to operate with minimised interference. This removes the requirement for ‘ping syncing’ traditionally required for multiple mechanically scanned sonars – enabling much faster scanning capability when using multiple sonars and thus decreased survey times.
This is actually real, I know it sounds fake but apparently it’s really smart. Has nothing to do with the ISMS but wanted to brag about the new signalling scheme while you were enjoying the prank in the hope that you might go check out our ‘actual’ sensors, you never know it may work? I’m no sales person though, I just do web design.
